Andrew Shim is a full-time work at home dad who designs art with his daughter.
I first stumbled on Ham-Purr-Ger and then saw that he has an entire series of punny art pieces for home and more!
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
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Christian oriented version of The Onion
Inspired By Patriotic Church Service, Man To Study All Biblical Passages About America | The Babylon Bee
This comes from the "Christian" version of The Onion, a fake news site devoted to great comedy and satire.
This comes from the "Christian" version of The Onion, a fake news site devoted to great comedy and satire.
Thursday, February 26, 2015
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Favorite Novelty T-shirts
These are my favorite novelty t-shirts that I've found on Snorg Tees, Busted Tees, and other sites.
Top favorites:
Other good t-shirts:
Top favorites:
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Other good t-shirts:
Monday, September 13, 2010
How to be a Good Roommate
A simple list of the things to do and NOT do to be a great roommate.
Things NOT TO DO:
Don't indulge in your roommate's food without asking.
Smoke pot in your room.
Criticize or question your roommates' religious beliefs or those of his/her friends. If you're in a larger group of people, it's usually safe to poke fun at Scientology and Mormonism, just know what crowd you're in before opening your mouth.
Take anything that belongs to someone else without asking. You wouldn't want anyone to do this to you, so don't do it to others.
Leave your stuff all over the bathroom. When you're done brushing your teeth, taking a dump, taking a shower, or especially shaving, make the bathroom the way it was--without hair all over the sink, piss on the toilet seat, or items scattered all over place.
Hit on your roommate's girlfriend. It's just bad news to hit on anbody's girlfriend, but it's much worse when it's
Play loud music. Unless you're half deaf or on drugs, no one likes having to listen to loud music.
Make sure you:
Shower EVERY day. (This is not negotiable, especially if you wear your clothes more than once before washing them, smoke pot, sweat heavily, or have other lifestyle habits that cause you to smell raunchy.)
Help with the cooking or the dishes. Don't be a lazy ass, do your part.
Pay the rent and utilities on time. It's an easy trust-building exercise and will help your roommates see you as reliable and dependable.
Be very discrete with any sexual habits. No one likes to hear other people screwing. If you're going to work on yourself, do it when everyone is asleep, with your door locked. You're asking for trouble if you do things when others are still awake.
Things NOT TO DO:
Don't indulge in your roommate's food without asking.
Smoke pot in your room.
Criticize or question your roommates' religious beliefs or those of his/her friends. If you're in a larger group of people, it's usually safe to poke fun at Scientology and Mormonism, just know what crowd you're in before opening your mouth.
Take anything that belongs to someone else without asking. You wouldn't want anyone to do this to you, so don't do it to others.
Leave your stuff all over the bathroom. When you're done brushing your teeth, taking a dump, taking a shower, or especially shaving, make the bathroom the way it was--without hair all over the sink, piss on the toilet seat, or items scattered all over place.
Hit on your roommate's girlfriend. It's just bad news to hit on anbody's girlfriend, but it's much worse when it's
Play loud music. Unless you're half deaf or on drugs, no one likes having to listen to loud music.
Make sure you:
Shower EVERY day. (This is not negotiable, especially if you wear your clothes more than once before washing them, smoke pot, sweat heavily, or have other lifestyle habits that cause you to smell raunchy.)
Help with the cooking or the dishes. Don't be a lazy ass, do your part.
Pay the rent and utilities on time. It's an easy trust-building exercise and will help your roommates see you as reliable and dependable.
Be very discrete with any sexual habits. No one likes to hear other people screwing. If you're going to work on yourself, do it when everyone is asleep, with your door locked. You're asking for trouble if you do things when others are still awake.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Pie Chart Breakdown of Modern Web Design
This version of of the pie chart's descriptions has left out one of the harsher expletives.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Humor from Dear Photographer
Posts from DearPhotographer.com
I'm 87% sure the next version of Photoshop will be 1 button that says "Fix-ify" and BLAM — it'll read your mind and create an image (but then crash and output an HDR image of a cat on a macro-flower).
Problem solving is an essential tool of a photographers kit. Never is the solution more HDR. Molten ketchup in my eyes, washed out with lemon juice and lighter fluid and lite on fire with an old cigar is more pleasant to my eyes than anything in HDR.
Macro flowers. They sure are pretty. They're also amazingly boring. Once you've seen 5 you've seen every single one that could ever be photographed for the rest of time. Please move on to new subject matter.
Hurray, You have a DSLR camera! (I think my cat does too) But this does not make you a photographer.
Congratulations, you own Photoshop. I know this because I can see every filter you used in your photos. That's not good.
I'm 87% sure the next version of Photoshop will be 1 button that says "Fix-ify" and BLAM — it'll read your mind and create an image (but then crash and output an HDR image of a cat on a macro-flower).
Problem solving is an essential tool of a photographers kit. Never is the solution more HDR. Molten ketchup in my eyes, washed out with lemon juice and lighter fluid and lite on fire with an old cigar is more pleasant to my eyes than anything in HDR.
Macro flowers. They sure are pretty. They're also amazingly boring. Once you've seen 5 you've seen every single one that could ever be photographed for the rest of time. Please move on to new subject matter.
Hurray, You have a DSLR camera! (I think my cat does too) But this does not make you a photographer.
Congratulations, you own Photoshop. I know this because I can see every filter you used in your photos. That's not good.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Quote of the Day: 200,000 dollar lightsaber
A lightsaber used in the original Star Wars was bought for $200,000 at a recent auction. The buyer wishes to remain anonymous and a virgin.
- Conan O'Brien
via: TIME's August 15, 2005 issue
- Conan O'Brien
via: TIME's August 15, 2005 issue
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
College books and trust funders
Trust funders shouldn't complain about the cost of college books. Even if, supposedly, their parents are making them cover the $500 for the books, it's time that they got a job and learned to pay for things.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Best Comedy videos on the Web
Be advised, most of these are not safe for work.
And some Honorable Mentions:
- Winnebago Man
- Borat CNN Interview
- The Count Censored
- Herman Cain - A BLR Soundbite (Lip Reading)
- SNL Short - Jizz in my pants
- SNL - NPR (Betty White Muffin)
- Blu-ray has won! (Hitler dub)
- Dutch TV host can't stop laughing
- My Whole Family (thinks I'm gay)
- BJ Girl - featuring Erin from The Office
- Springbreak Mistake
- Neo Lebowski
- The Internet is for. . .
- Pay the Writer
- The Onion: Blockbuster offers glimpse of movie renting past
- AngryAlien.com features 30 second cartoon bunny reenactments of famous movies. Some of the best clips include the James Bond Medley, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pulp Fictionand Star Wars
- Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager #1
- Computer Helpdesk
- Miss South Carolina (Miss Teen USA 2007)
And some Honorable Mentions:
- SNL - Coin slot commercial
- SNL - Lower Back Tattoo Remover
- SNL - Hot Tub Lovers
- You Suck at Photoshop #3 - Clone Stamp and Manual Cloning
- Pablo Francisco - Movie Trailer Voice
Monday, April 20, 2009
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